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Is He Straight, Gay, or a Metrosexual?

Be it the guy in the cube next to you, your new boyfriend, or 'that one' uncle (or even yourself), everyone has someone that they've wondered about whether he's straight, gay, or just a metrosexual (whatever that is)?'

Take this simple quiz to finally (and definitively) answer that question.

1) His Fingernails:

Clips them
Clips and files them
Gets manicures

2) His Hair:

Shampoo and conditioner
Mousse
Highlights

3) His Body Hair:

Clips and shaves his facial hair
"Manscapes" his body hair
Removes all body hair

4) His Professional Work Attire:

White or blue button down shirts
Turtlenecks
Pink shirts

5) His Swimsuit:

Knee-length and baggy
Mid-thigh and clingy
Speedo

6) His Fake Tan Policy:

Only before winter vacations to warm places
Tans before and after vacations
Tans all year round

7) His Urinal Etiquette:

Chooses the farthest possible urinal from any other guy
Talks to the guy next him
Checks out what the next guy is holding

8) His Favorite Drinks:

Beer and liquor on the rocks
Top shelf tequila
Cosmopolitans and/or chocolatinis

9) His Favorite Lunch:

Burgers and fries
Soup and salad
Sushi and green tea

10) His Favorite Show:

Sports and crime dramas
American Idol
The 'L' Word

11) His Comments on Your Attire:

"Nice sweater!"
"You should probably cover up a little bit."
"Where'd you got those fabulous shoes?"

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